Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.