What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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How is life as a virgin?

Its hard

What are you doing with your life?

I'm up."

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Why do some girls walk in threes?

They can't even.

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.