What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

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What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.