What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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Who wants to be a Millionaire?

on Zimbabwean TV.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*