What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.