How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.