How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs