How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

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What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard