How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

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Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"