Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.