Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

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Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.