Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.