Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

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What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.