Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

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Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.