How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.