How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.