Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.