What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

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What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

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What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!