What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt