Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.