What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.