What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring