What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

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What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.