What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

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What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ?

Apollogize !

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11