What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.