Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

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What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...