Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout