Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Beggar Jokes More Beggar Jokes

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

Beggar you don't know !