Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
Because every day is a sadder-day.
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
Chrysanthemum's the word.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha
Beggar you don't know !
