Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

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Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

Beggar you don't know !

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!