Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
A half hour of begging.
None, it only takes Tolkiens
I want my quarter back!
A beggar has retained his integrity.
Beggar you don't know !
