What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

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What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.