What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

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What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ?

Apollogize !

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.