What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

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What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

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What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.