What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

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What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*