What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

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What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

What did the sadist do to the masochist?

Nothing.

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What do natural gas and sadists have in common?

They're both propane.

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?