What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

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Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

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What did the sadist do to the masochist?

Nothing.

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

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What did the sadist say to the masochist?

No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle.

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?