Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug