Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.