Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee