Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap?

Bar soap.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final?

A referee

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee