Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.