Boxer Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What happens if the baby pees?

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Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

What makes a juice joke so funny?

The punchline

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.