Boxer Jokes

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Boxer Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

What do you call a queue of boxers?

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

What do you call a row of boxers?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

Where r my legal briefs?

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

You might also enjoy:

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?