Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.