Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was?

Blue, you racists

Which color is the coldest?

gundy

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck