Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.