Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

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Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.