Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist