What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar