What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.