How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

World Hunger Jokes More World Hunger Jokes

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Chile Jokes More Chile Jokes

Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who?

Chile out tonight !

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Hungary Jokes More Hungary Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish