How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"