What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.