What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A: A wisecrack.