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How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

joseph schooling

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What does the educated owl say?

Whom

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A: A wisecrack.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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Education Jokes More Education Jokes

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Duck Tape Jokes More Duck Tape Jokes

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

Gender Study Jokes More Gender Study Jokes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that "

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

Singaporean Jokes More Singaporean Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

joseph schooling

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you