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How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

joseph schooling

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What does the educated owl say?

Whom

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A: A wisecrack.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

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What did you make of the new English teacher?

Burgers ma'am."

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Why should I?

ba dum tss*

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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.