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How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

joseph schooling

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What does the educated owl say?

Whom

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A: A wisecrack.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

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Singaporean Jokes More Singaporean Jokes

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

joseph schooling

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

Young Girl Jokes More Young Girl Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.