Ba Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why should I?

ba dum tss*

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Beethoven Favourite Fruit Jokes More Beethoven Favourite Fruit Jokes

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

What's Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA NA NA NA. BA NA NA NA.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Cadillac Jokes More Cadillac Jokes

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1?

Me: Math

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

Pontiac Jokes More Pontiac Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.