Ba Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why should I?

ba dum tss*

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

Ba Dum Tss Jokes More Ba Dum Tss Jokes

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Beethoven Favourite Fruit Jokes More Beethoven Favourite Fruit Jokes

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

What's Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA NA NA NA. BA NA NA NA.

Beethoven Favorite Fruit Jokes More Beethoven Favorite Fruit Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na

Dum Jokes More Dum Jokes

How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

Bovine Jokes More Bovine Jokes

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!