Ba Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why should I?

ba dum tss*

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Pontiac Jokes More Pontiac Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Beethoven Favorite Fruit Jokes More Beethoven Favorite Fruit Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Bovine Jokes More Bovine Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"