Dum Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."