Dum Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Ba Dum Tss Jokes More Ba Dum Tss Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*