Dum Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.