Chopstick Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

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Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Ba Dum Tss Jokes More Ba Dum Tss Jokes

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"