Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

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What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

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Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.