Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.