What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What's Jeffrey Dahmers favorite ice cream?

Ben and Jerry's....

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.