What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Where do you find red eyed rodents?

Hamsterdam!

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.