What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.