What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.