What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

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What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.