What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.