How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.