How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol