What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

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Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...