Ba Dum Tss Jokes

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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What did the baker name her dog?

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

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Because, he's just dying to party.

How do blondes' brain cells die?

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Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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