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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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BA NA NA NA!

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.