Ba-dum-tss
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Punchlines that got married and settled down.
DEEZ NUTS
Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss