Muslim Woman Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

Bare Arm Jokes More Bare Arm Jokes

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Hello Jokes More Hello Jokes

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

Jihad Jokes More Jihad Jokes

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

Hijab Jokes More Hijab Jokes

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab