What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

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Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

Kitchen Sink Jokes More Kitchen Sink Jokes

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes