Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D
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One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
Moshing the dishes
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
It all depends on how you look at it
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
There's a clock on the stove.
There's already a clock on the stove
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
Under the soap
Shake that blasphemy
Answer: The Pope!
There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.
A recipe spook.
Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.
The Battery has a positive side.
The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
French Flies!