Kitchen Sink Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

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What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

Rock Band Jokes More Rock Band Jokes

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.