Kitchen Sink Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead