What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

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What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?

The US Presidential Campaign!

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.